matty

When were talking about how I’m not flexible so u asked how I clean my armpits cause u thought I couldnt reach them without realizing that I just reach over and use my right hand to clean my left armpit and vice versa.

To my boyfriend I am know as the lil tail.

You are afraid of carbonated beverages.

You make a very special angry face at me whenever I make you mad.

You grew up in the city buy you are more country than you think.